If you tend to discover some of your weirdest, funniest, or darkest thoughts in the shower, you’re not alone. Shower thoughts are a common mind-blowing occurrence that happens to everyone in their time spent getting clean. Check out 10 of the most brilliant shower thoughts that we found on Reddit.
1. Is knowledge really power?
The more knowledge you have about something, the worse it seems.
2. A valid excuse to spend your time binge-watching.
There will likely be a movie or TV series that you really like that you’ll never get to see the end of because you [passed].
3. I guess you really can’t trust anyone.
A really good liar will have you believing they are a bad one.
4. You’re your own hero.
You might have made a decision that saved your life, without knowing it.
5. A sad reality.
Most parents’ funny stories of their kids being bad kids are actually stories of them being bad parents.
6. We wouldn’t blame them.
If dogs actually understood people, they wouldn’t like us as much.
7. A victory for 25-year-olds everywhere.
If you’re over 25, you’ve been alive for over 10% of US history.
8. We’ve all been there.
Being with people who don’t listen is lonelier than being alone.
9. If only.
Americas eat like they have free universal health care.
10. Becoming the ultimate multi-tasker.
Eating popcorn while watching your favorite movie you are using your 5 senses at once.