10 Jokes Only Nerds Will Appreciate

Whether you fully understand them or not, nerdy jokes are always guaranteed to get a good chuckle out of you. From puns to knock knock jokes, we’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest jokes for those with a nerdy side to them. Memorize your favorites from the list and try them out at your next nerd-filled event!

1. The Past, The Present, and The Future Walked Into A Bar

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It was tense.

2 How Do You Know The Moon Is Going Broke?

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It’s down to it’s last quarter.

3. What Do You Call An Educated Tube?

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A graduated cylinder.

4. Why Does Burger Have Less Energy Than A Steak?

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Because a burger is in it’s ground state.

5. Why Can’t You Trust Atoms?

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They make up everything.

6. I’m Reading a Book on Anti-Gravity

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I can’t put it down.

7. Where Does Bad Light End Up?

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In prism.

8. Parallel Lines Have So Much in Common

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It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

9. Why Do Teenagers Only Travel in Groups of Three?

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Because they can’t even.

10. A Photon Is Checking Into a Hotel

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The bellhop asks him, “Do you have any luggage?”

The photon replies, “Nope, I’m traveling light.”

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