Dogs are one of the world’s most popular pets and with welcoming one of these furry friends into your forever home comes great responsibility. From constant barking to frequent walks, dogs can require a lot of work. In the end, it’s totally worth it. Check out 10 tweets from dog owners that are so relatable it hurts.
1. A line you don’t cross.
I don't tell other people their dog is cute in front of my dog.— 🌴 Envy 🌴 (@envydatropic) July 29, 2019
There isn’t a dog cuter than you four-legged friend.
2. The best motivation to hit the gym.
I only work out so I'm strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby.— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 10, 2015
Someone has to do it.
3. Dogs are just so lovable.
In 34 years I've said I love you to two women and every dog I've ever seen.— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) April 1, 2016
4. A sign of a great parent.
Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult.— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) November 4, 2014
How else will your dog enjoy its day?
5. So accurate.
Having a dog is like being on a nonstop date with the guy who only asks "You gonna finish that?"— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 19, 2015
Seriously though, are you going to finish that?
6. That’s a little concerning.
I have moved into apartments after less careful consideration than my dog gives where she's going to poop on the sidewalk.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 12, 2016
Living life on the edge.
7. The 3 year-old has a point.
Me: Don't lick the dog!— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 24, 2017
3-year-old: He licked me first.
It’s only right to give the dog a lick back.
8. One of the best cures for depression.
*petting a dog*— common sad girl (@sadgirlkms) May 10, 2017
me: pls cure my depression
This makes perfect sense.
wife: "no"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) March 3, 2017
me: "its a good name"
wife: "keith we're not calling the dog sarah jessica barker, keep thinking"
me: "woofie goldberg"
You might want to write these down for the future.
10. Parenting in a tweet.
2-year-old: The dog ate my toast!— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 25, 2018
Me: How did he get it?
2: I gave it to him.
The pup deserved it.