20 Dad Jokes That Are Actually Funny

There’s nothing like a dad joke to make you thoroughly cringe and burst out laughing all at once. But while dad jokes may be corny, that doesn’t mean they can’t be legitimately funny.

Whether we like to admit to it or not, dad jokes can serve as the perfect icebreaker for any uncomfortable situation. Find the best dad joke to crack at your next barbecue, PTA meeting, or any other place you see fit with our list of 20 dad jokes that are actually funny!

20. What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?

A Forrest Gump wax figure up close.

1forest1.

19. What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A magician flipping through a deck of cards.

Pick a cod, any cod.

18. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Snoop Dogg smiling up close.

Fo’ drizzle.

17. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

A finger touching a Microsoft Word app.

You have my Word!

16. What do you call a hippie’s wife?

An up close shot of a woman smiling and dancing.

Mississippi.

15. Do you think glass coffins will be a success?

A coffin with roses lying on top.

Remains to be seen.

14. The secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

An up close of Donald Trump at a podium.

They have to yell, “Donald Duck!”

13. Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

An up-close shot of a soapy car.

He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

12. What sound does a witches car make?

A witch standing on the side of the road hitch hiking.

Broom broom.

11. What concert costs just 45 cents?

A man holding pocket change in his palm.

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

10. This graveyard looks overcrowded.

A full graveyard with gravestones.

People must be dying to get in there!

9. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

An animation of an elephant at the top of a tree.

Because they’re so good at it!

8. Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears.

A close-up shot of a bookmark between a book's pages.

11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

7. How do you make holy water?

A close-up shot of a pot with boiling water.

You boil the hell out of it.

6. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

A man itching his head and looking confused.

Nobody knows.

5. What is the least spoken language in the world?

A little girl signing to her mother.

Sign language.

4. 3 unwritten rules of life…

A table with a blank notepad, phone, coffee, and headphones.

1.

2.

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3. What does the horse say after it tripped?

A close-up of a horse laying in hay.

“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

Shoes standing before a left and right arrow.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

1. What do you call a man who can’t stand?

A close-up of Neil Patrick Harris.

Neil.

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