Take It From A Real Life Dad: These Jokes Are So Bad They’re Good!
Dad jokes are weird because the “better” they are the worse they are. Sometimes they make us laugh, other times they’re so cringe-worthy all we can do is groan. Either way, they’re the jokes we love to hate and hate to love!
Here are a few of our best dad jokes . . . better or worse!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the ‘No-bell’ Prize.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Nah, I’m still working on it.
What does an annoying pepper do?
It gets jalapeño face!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
(No elephants were hurt in the making of this joke!)
How many apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What do you call a fake noodle?
Celeb Facts - Insured Body Parts
It is rumored Taylor Swift has her legs insured for $40 million. It is believed Swift insured her legs before her 2015 tour, in case of injuries while on tour. The rumor has not been confirmed, but a now-deleted Instagram post showed a scratch from her cat captioned, "Great work Meredith, I was just trying to love you, and now you owe me 40 million dollars.
It is rumored that a $35 million insurance policy exists covering Mariah Carey's voice. The superstar made the decision in case anything went wrong on her recent world tour. We are impressed with her five-octave vocal range, but is it worth $35 million?
As one of the most famous actresses in the world, Julia Robert's has a smile that is iconic. Thus, the actress ensured her smile or, more specifically, her teeth for $30 million. The Pretty Woman star's smile has gained her a spot as the lovely grinning face for fragrance brand Lancôme.
American footballer Troy Polamalu, who became the spokesperson for Head & Shoulders in 2010, had not cut his hair since 2000. His head of hair is valued at $1 million and holds the Guinness Book of World Records for most expensive hair. His hair even has its own Facebook group!
Kim Kardashian, perhaps the most famous Kardashian, has valued her iconic bum at a hefty $21 million. In addition to the exuberant insurance policy, it is reported she spends $5,000 daily to have her clothes tailored to fit "just right" around her posterior.
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