Take It From A Real Life Dad: These Jokes Are So Bad They’re Good!

Dad jokes are weird because the “better” they are the worse they are. Sometimes they make us laugh, other times they’re so cringe-worthy all we can do is groan. Either way, they’re the jokes we love to hate and hate to love!

Here are a few of our best dad jokes . . . better or worse!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

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He won the ‘No-bell’ Prize.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Because he was out standing in his field.

Want to hear a joke about construction?


Nah, I’m still working on it.

What does an annoying pepper do?


It gets jalapeño face!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

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He let out a little wine.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

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It was two tired.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?


Because the pee is silent.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

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Cell phones!

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?


An irrelephant!

(No elephants were hurt in the making of this joke!)

How many apples grow on trees?

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All of them.

What do you call a fake noodle?

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An impasta!


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