The Most Hilarious Yard Signs Ever Written

From upgraded privacy to increasing your credit score, being a home-owner gives you a lot of freedom. While the typical perks are great, one of the funniest and most creative benefits may outdo them all: yard signs. These lawn accessories give voice to your thoughts, allowing you to put just about anything on display for anyone that passes by to see. Check out 20 of the funniest yard signs you’ll ever see.

1. The purchase of a lifetime.

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One man’s crap is another man’s…crap?

2. At least they’re honest.

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It’s always good to set realistic fitness goals.

3. A well-deserved yard sign.

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C’mon, Linnie.

4. Truly incredible.

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It’s such a memorable date in history.

5. There’s only one way to find out.

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Both sound pretty intriguing.

6. The ultimate attention-grabber.

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Is Fabio for sale?

7. Brown grass is the new wave.

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If you stare at it long enough, you may just agree.

8. Intense but effective.

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Keep your furry friends far, far away from this house.

9. Hide your dog, hide your wife.

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Just when you thought it couldn’t get more aggressive.

10. Impressive marketing.

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Admit it, it worked.

11. What a steal.

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You can sleep soundly in this house knowing you’re the only occupant.

12. I have a feeling they’re right.

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The ultimate home security system.

13. A not-so-friendly greeting awaits one lucky person.

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I suggest you stay far, far away if you’re the sign-stealer in question.

14. Don’t crush their dreams.

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Dream away, grass.

15. You’ll never need to guess the age of this home’s occupants.

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Not a day over 18.

16. Sounds pretty epic.

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You might need glasses for this one.

17. Groj sale.

I think there’s a misspelt word here, but I can’t put my finger on it.

18. Hooray?

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RIP Gramps.

19. So many options.

Such a diverse bundle of voting options.

20. That’s one way to warn dog walkers.

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Not a single dog poop was spotted ever again after putting up this sign.

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Celeb Facts - A-list Celebs Who Always Shop At Walmart

  1. Michael Cera is well known for playing awkward teenagers, but the former teen showed no awkwardness when shopping at n Walmart. The Atlantic stated that part of Cera's appeal is his ability to surprise us. Perhaps his trip to Walmart was just another surprise tactic; although doubtful, comedians need to do their shopping just like everyone else.
  2. During a recent star, Pop Princess Rhianna acted just like the rest of us when she was hungry. She was spotted at a Walmart grabbing some snacks. She also headed across the parking lot to the nearby McDonalds. She took the time to donate to charity during her shopping trip as well.
  3. Most pictures of celebrities shopping at Walmart are part of a publicity stunt. For example, there are paparazzi quality images of Arnold Schwarzenegger shopping at Walmart but buying his own protein supplement and posing. However, there are a few pics of him doing personal shopping that have popped up as well.
  4. It shouldn't come as a big surprise that Jennifer shops in Walmart, Target, or in any other mom-friendly store because she's just that, a working mom. Additional pics that normalize this mega-celebrity include her at the airport with her kids, and reading a newspaper, with a chicken, ok so that one might be a little different.
  5. When Justin Bieber decides to go shopping, everybody knows about it. At a Walmart in Stratford, Ontario, Bieber and 30 of his entourage decided to hang out in the store... According to a Facebook post made by one unimpressed shopper, Bieber and his crew paraded around the store, shining flashlights in young girls' eyes.

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