These Dog Tweets Are Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

One of the perks about being a pet owner is being able to experience all of the funny quirks of your furry friend first-hand. Especially for dogs, there are a surplus of funny things they do for no reason at all, like using our feet as a comfy chair and hiding toys under the sofa. Check out 10 of the funniest dog tweets that are sure to make you smile.

1. The pure passion in this performance.

CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE

CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE

IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOUUU

NO EVIL THING WILLLLLL pic.twitter.com/oolmha2UbJ
— Leeches under the mistletoe (@ThaTrail) August 5, 2018

This is why Twitter will always be the best.

2. Two peas in a pod.

my dog’s best friend is a brick pic.twitter.com/AcWZM4JvZJ
— ari (@aritsmo) May 30, 2018

The goodest boy.

3. You don’t have enough badges to handle this.

i put my dog on the trampoline for .3 seconds and she became an electric type pokemon pic.twitter.com/kCrRvrYnj4
— plato’s allegory of the cave (@mfsixteanine) July 8, 2018

What a cute electric type Pokémon.

4. Cancelled.

what do you call a friend that doesn’t like dogs?

you don’t
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 21, 2017

You really don’t.

5. This is impressive.

my dog just released a fart that slowed down my wifi.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) March 11, 2019

The power that dog holds is insane.

6. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

nice dog. Sure would be a shame if someone were to…pet it for like 40 minutes
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 3, 2016

What a shame.

7. The odds of a vacuum being violent are slim, but never zero.

After all these years of the vacuum not killing my dog she still doesn’t trust it.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 23, 2019

The vacuum is not to be trusted.

8. The worst feeling ever.

I accidentally stepped on my dog’s paw and she yelped, so I’ll just be here, questioning what kind of monster I am and crying all day.
— Stacey (@skittle624) December 17, 2018

This will make you question all of your life choices.

9. Give this man a raise.

“Madame, I can only help you once you stop raising your voice.”#TakeYourDogToWorkDay pic.twitter.com/0IB0wz6JGg
— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) June 22, 2018

How professional.

10. We don’t blame you.

I’m late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction pic.twitter.com/OmgiWyQZqm
— Paris (@sweatingalready) April 30, 2018

I’m sure your boss will understand.

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