If you’re like the majority of people in the world, you probably know the messy truth about cleaning: it sucks. The fact is, everyone loves a clean house, but the process of getting a clean house is what’s miserable. Check out 10 of these rage cleaning tweets that will make you feel less alone in the world.
1. An unconventional but effective cleaning method.
How to clean before company arrives:— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) June 24, 2017
1) Light a scented candle.
2) Use that scented candle to set your house on fire.
Who knew cleaning could be so easy?
2. A great way to keep things interesting.
Sometimes when rage cleaning and muttering under my breath, I add a British accent, to keep things fun and lighthearted.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) January 9, 2017
The British accent can be switched out for a southern accent, a German accent, a Russian accent, or any accent that you can imagine.
3. You can’t wear out honesty.
"Your house looks so clean!"— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) April 15, 2018
Me: "Oh, thank you. I just wrapped up my latest manic episode."
Maybe we should all start greeting our guests with the truth.
4. Motivation is key.
I wish I was the type of person who could channel rage into cleaning energy…. Or stress into cleaning energy…. Or really anything into cleaning energy. All excess emotional energy goes into anything other than cleaning energy.— Lorraine Hauger (@LorraineHauger) November 22, 2020
Sometimes even rage cleaning is hard to do.
5. Someone might want to consider hiring a cleaning service.
Whenever I piss my fiancé off she starts rage cleaning.— $chmacked (@leftonreddd) November 17, 2020
This house finna be spotless
Let’s hope for his sake that his fiancé doesn’t find his tweet.
6. Proof that rage cleaning can be even more productive.
Me: Don’t sweat the small stuff.— Difficult Mommy (@difficultmommy) February 20, 2018
Also me: Secretly plots everyone’s demise while I rage clean.
We have to find some time to plot revenge, right?
7. Something every parent can relate to.
Me to my children: I would kill and die for you— rabia O'chaudry (@rabiasquared) November 26, 2017
Also me to my children: I AM NOT YOUR DAMN MAID AND WILL BURN ALL THE SHIT ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOORS IN A MASSIVE BONFIRE AND DANCE AROUND THE FLAMES IN GLORY AND RAGE
Looks like someone is at their breaking point.
8. Killing two birds with one stone.
The best way to work out on a Sunday is by rage-vacuuming while your spouse naps, which burns way more calories than regular weekday vacuuming.— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 15, 2018
You know what they say, rage cleaning is the best cardio.
9. The passive-aggressive rage cleaner.
YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY SIGH AND PICK IT UP MYSELF.— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 11, 2017
This hits too close to home.
10. The never-ending cycle of mess.
Having more than one kid means that by the time you've finished cleaning up one mess, your kids will have created 3 more.— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) June 11, 2017
The ultimate rage-builder.