These Shower Thoughts About Cooking Will Shock Every Foodie

Whether you make instant ramen or a four-course meal, we all have cooked at least once in our life. While you may know your way around the kitchen, cooking is a always learning process for everyone. We’ve rounded up 10 of the most profound shower thoughts about cooking that are bound to blow your mind. Check them out!

1. This oddly makes perfect sense.

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Cooking is just burning correctly.


2. Sweet relief.

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One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours.


3. They’re called cook-ies for crying out loud.

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The fact that we bake cookies and cook bacon is absurd.


4. Looks like some of us still have some growing up to do.

Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.


5. We’re all chemists.

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Cooking is basically just edible chemistry.


6. The experience is real.

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True confidence is not using measuring tools while cooking.


7. Well, which one is it?

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Cooking products are sold by saying they can help you cook “restaurant quality” meals, but restaurants get you to come in by saying they have “Homestyle” cooking.


8. Oh how the tables have turned.

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When you burn your mouth, your food is cooking you.


9. The best hobby of all.

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Cooking as a hobby is really just eating as a hobby.


10. Your dog is just praying on your downfall.

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Your dogs are actively rooting against you when you’re cooking.



History Facts - The Church of England

  1. In 1534, the Church of England was established by King Henry VIII for personal and political rather than religious purposes. Henry desperately wanted to annul his marriage with his first wife, Queen Catherine of Aragon, who never bore him a son.
  2. Since this historic separation of church and state, the Church of England has become the main religion in the country. The overseer of the church is none other than the British monarch. This meant Henry had the power to approve the appointment of archbishop.
  3. The Church of England could be described as a mix between the Catholic and Reformed churches. It preserves many early Christian doctrines such as the Nicene Creed and the Apostles' Creed, but at the same time approves of Protestant Reformation ideas.
  4. The Church of England decreed in 1992 that women may be ordained as priests. While this sparked much debate within the community, it also promotes female empowerment within the church. There have also been attempts over recent years to allow women to become bishops.
  5. In 2014, the church passed a bill to allow women to become bishops. The bill was then approved in 2015 by the Archbishops of Canterbury and York. Reverend Libby Lane, the first female bishop of the Church of England was consecrated in January of 2015.
  6. The Church of England has also allowed gay priests to be ordained since 2005, under the agreement that they would remain celibate. They were also permitted to become bishops in 2013. In the same year, the House of Commons legalized same-sex marriage.

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