When we shower, we not only spend our time getting clean, but we also do a whole lot of thinking. Whether these thoughts are weird or mind-blowing, it’s likely that they might stick with you for the rest of your day. Check out 10 shower thoughts from Reddit that are unbelievably profound.
1. Do we really know what day of the week it is?
There is no physical evidence that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust someone that has kept count since the first one ever.
2. Poor George. He really missed out.
George Washington didn’t know dinosaurs existed because the first fossils weren’t discovered until after he died.
@kaleegrace on Twitter
3. This one might hurt your brain a little.
You can’t imagine a new color.
4. Go ahead, sound it out.
The syllables in “on your mark, get set, go” are a countdown.
5. Well this is depressing.
I’m 21 years old & I just learned that “this little piggy went to the market” doesn’t mean he went food shopping.
@NoHoesShady on Twitter
6. It all makes so much sense now.
It took me 19 years to realize that when someone says “hold your horses” they’re telling me to be stable.
@Zyphree_ on Twitter
7. Someone please make it make sense.
Your lips touch when you say the word “separate” but they don’t touch when you say the word “together”.
@Katyslightning on Twitter
8. No shapes left behind.
A pizza is a circle that comes in a square box that we eat in a triangle.
@jonathananivan on Twitter
9. Say that two times fast.
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips although you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
@PrettyRicc on Twitter
10. This seems wrong but it’s right.
It’s faster to say “World Wide Web” than “www”
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