One of the best things about children is how brutally honest they are. More often than not, kids not having a filter can leave us adults feeling hurt. At the end of the day, you have to admit that it’s honestly quite hilarious. Check out 10 of the funniest tweets that prove kids are absolute savages.
1. Sounds about right.
Me to my son: You remind me of me.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 16, 2016
Son: That's just mean.
Just a bit hurtful.
2. Our children are our new dieticians.
Me: I think I ate too much.— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) November 26, 2016
4yo: Yeah, but not just today.
A great motivator to monitor your eating.
3. They’ve got a point.
dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!"— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) June 30, 2016
11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"
4. Absolutely no chill.
I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.— JennyPentland GED (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017
5. Took you long enough.
me *brings toddler his popsicle* What do you say?— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 31, 2018
Toddlers have better things to be doing than waiting for a popsicle.
6. Carrots and ranch please, but hold the carrots.
6-year-old: Can I please have carrots and ranch?— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 20, 2018
Server: We don’t have any carrots.
6-year-old: I’ll have the ranch. Thanks. *hands her the menu*
The perfect afternoon snack.
7. Did he lie, though?
My 4 year old has recently taken up cursing. Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."— בנימן | Benjamin (@yehudi_eyif) February 24, 2019
We all can relate.
8. The kids run us.
I cut the crust off my daughter's PB&J and I swear to god I heard her whisper that I'm her bitch now.— The Dad (@thedad) December 29, 2015
Who’s the real parent now?
9. This one hit home.
Me: “See this? It’s a fossil of a fish that lived FIFTY MILLION YEARS AGO!”— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) May 11, 2017
7yo: “So you were almost born then, right?”
We’re not that old.
10. Kids are brave.
I was knitting on the subway and a 4 year old girl sitting next to me asked about my knitting and i told her i always knit on the subway and she said “so u sleep here??????” Then she licked the subway window and said “everyone is afraid of something”— 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 (@444amelia4444) March 29, 2019
Should we be worried?