These Tweets Prove Kids Are Absolute Savages

One of the best things about children is how brutally honest they are. More often than not, kids not having a filter can leave us adults feeling hurt. At the end of the day, you have to admit that it’s honestly quite hilarious. Check out 10 of the funniest tweets that prove kids are absolute savages.

1. Sounds about right.

Me to my son: You remind me of me.
Son: That's just mean.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 16, 2016

Just a bit hurtful.

2. Our children are our new dieticians.

Me: I think I ate too much.
4yo: Yeah, but not just today.
— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) November 26, 2016

A great motivator to monitor your eating.

3. They’ve got a point.

dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!"
11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"
— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) June 30, 2016

Simply put.

4. Absolutely no chill.

I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.
— JennyPentland GED (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017

Ruthless.

5. Took you long enough.

me *brings toddler his popsicle* What do you say?
toddler: Finally
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 31, 2018

Toddlers have better things to be doing than waiting for a popsicle.

6. Carrots and ranch please, but hold the carrots.

6-year-old: Can I please have carrots and ranch?

Server: We don’t have any carrots.

6-year-old: I’ll have the ranch. Thanks. *hands her the menu*
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 20, 2018

The perfect afternoon snack.

7. Did he lie, though?

My 4 year old has recently taken up cursing. Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."
— בנימן | Benjamin (@yehudi_eyif) February 24, 2019

We all can relate.

8. The kids run us.

I cut the crust off my daughter's PB&J and I swear to god I heard her whisper that I'm her bitch now.
— The Dad (@thedad) December 29, 2015

Who’s the real parent now?

9. This one hit home.

Me: “See this? It’s a fossil of a fish that lived FIFTY MILLION YEARS AGO!”
7yo: “So you were almost born then, right?”
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) May 11, 2017

We’re not that old.

10. Kids are brave.

I was knitting on the subway and a 4 year old girl sitting next to me asked about my knitting and i told her i always knit on the subway and she said “so u sleep here??????” Then she licked the subway window and said “everyone is afraid of something”
— 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 (@444amelia4444) March 29, 2019

Should we be worried?

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